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Raythemovie
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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 08:31 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Shes probably fat anyway.
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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 08:34 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 08:36 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

so you buying her a handgun is illegal as it is a straw purchase. thanks for giving us gun owners a bad name and more importantly have fun getting raped in jail.
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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 09:45 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

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I think there needs to be a rule where you reference posting nudes, you either post them or you are banned. Im getting tired of this bullshit.

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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 10:37 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

SuperMoose wrote:
so you buying her a handgun is illegal as it is a straw purchase. thanks for giving us gun owners a bad name and more importantly have fun getting raped in jail.


You are a fucking idiot. For something to qualify as a straw purchase, you need to purchase a gun through a proxy buyer. In other words, she would need to give me money, so I can buy it for her.

Giving a handgun as a gift is not illegal in most places, and it certainly isn't a violation of federal law. If you are a gun owner, I seriously suggest you understand the laws. For most gun owners, the difference between a gift and straw purchase is obvious. This is why its legal to gift children guns (different guns at different ages) so they can hunt; Obviously, those children can't purchase the gun/ammo but their parents can if they think they are mature enough.
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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 11:19 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

sorry misunderstood what was originally posted. my fault sir.

since we are on the topic what kind of handgun did you get her anyway?
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Whakox
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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 11:35 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Just a .357 snub. She is a nurse and has to walk 2 blocks, at night, from the hospital to the parking garage. Not exactly the best job.
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Cloud02 wrote:

In russia there isn't a law against selling copyrighted products without the consent of the copyright holder.

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PostPosted: 02-25-2008 11:52 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Whakox wrote:
Just a .357 snub. She is a nurse and has to walk 2 blocks, at night, from the hospital to the parking garage. Not exactly the best job.


what kind of shithole town do you live in?

ps. you are a complete moron to tell your girlfriend something like that.
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 06:49 AM    Subject: Reply with quote

He only wants to know so he can go rape her.
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 09:53 AM    Subject: Reply with quote

revolver was probably the best choice, just make sure she knows how to shoot it real well.
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 11:00 AM    Subject: Reply with quote

A gun's probably not going to help much if somebody jumps her in the dark. You should buy her one of those electrified stun jackets as well. Then she can just use the gun to finish off the attackers as they lie convulsing on the ground Very Happy
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 01:18 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

venom4911 wrote:
so what he has a fleshlight...i dont see what the big deal is...who gives a shit...why even be embarrassed and try to hide that...every guy plays with himself, whats not to know? its not that bad...

meh

lol this reminds me back when i was like 14 or 15 i found my sisters dildo when i was climbing on her bed to look out the window...felt some hard thing under the covers and thought it was her tv remote at first...flipped the covers over and was like Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked .....Mr. Green

lol
did you smell on it? =)
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W347h3rman
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 01:41 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

[quote="gunhero"][quote="venom4911"]so what he has a fleshlight...i dont see what the big deal is...who gives a shit...why even be embarrassed and try to hide that...every guy plays with himself, whats not to know? its not that bad...

meh

lol this reminds me back when i was like 14 or 15 i found my sisters dildo when i was climbing on her bed to look out the window...felt some hard thing under the covers and thought it was her tv remote at first...flipped the covers over and was like Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked .....Mr. Green

pics or you don't have a sister and it did not happen.
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XIV
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 03:40 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Spectacle wrote:
A gun's probably not going to help much if somebody jumps her in the dark. You should buy her one of those electrified stun jackets as well. Then she can just use the gun to finish off the attackers as they lie convulsing on the ground Very Happy

He didn't buy it because it's going to work. He bought it because he's a dumbass gun nut that thinks the solution to everything is having a gun and gets a rush out of purchasing a weapon. This girl probably be wearing it in her purse. Some idiot will jump her, take her purse and have a free gun to make a worst crime. 5 stars Whakox.

Can we get a poll here in regards to moving this to SIP as a lesson when it comes to not posting about women and claiming you have naked pics but not posting the actual pics?
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 04:01 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

AIM of the GF please.
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 04:19 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Marquez wrote:
AIM of the GF please.

and pix
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 04:30 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

I actually thought of this thread as an example when I was out with a friend last night. He was txting some chick and then he tells me she just sent him a picture of her with just her bra on. Now, this is no big deal in my opinion, so I'm like "Well, let me see" but he plays the whole "I don't kiss and tell" game.

I didn't even know this girl or any of her friends. So I tell him, "next time one of your friends supposedly sends you any nude or semi-nude pics and you have no intention of showing me, just don't tell me that they sent you one".

This thread is one damn perfect example of just plain lamery.
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PostPosted: 02-26-2008 04:47 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

First wrong: duh, it's private.

Second wrong: you told your girlfriend and as far as I know you didn't tell her it was not to be repeated. You, sharing someone else's private information with her, told her that it was free to share with whomever.

Third wrong (the biggest one): You're proclaiming that if your friend hates you then your girlfriend's naked body will be public. Guy's masturbation toy vs. YOUR girl's unauthorized nakedness posted world-wide.

Confess to her you are a dumbass/douche and that you just over reacted and wouldn't do that to her no matter how bad your friend may hate you. You may have to do something out of the ordinary to prove (if you do) love her.
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PostPosted: 02-27-2008 03:16 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Shwaggy wrote:
I actually thought of this thread as an example when I was out with a friend last night. He was txting some chick and then he tells me she just sent him a picture of her with just her bra on. Now, this is no big deal in my opinion, so I'm like "Well, let me see" but he plays the whole "I don't kiss and tell" game.

I didn't even know this girl or any of her friends. So I tell him, "next time one of your friends supposedly sends you any nude or semi-nude pics and you have no intention of showing me, just don't tell me that they sent you one".

This thread is one damn perfect example of just plain lamery.

Pics of friend or it did not happen! Wink
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PostPosted: 02-27-2008 10:07 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

http://tinyurl.com/yvd6b9
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PostPosted: 02-27-2008 10:24 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

BERZERK3R wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/yvd6b9

I strongly disagree.
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man this thread is so retarted, i feel like i'm surrounded by people that have eaten there own brains out of boredom.
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PostPosted: 02-27-2008 10:25 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

XIV wrote:
BERZERK3R wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/yvd6b9

I strongly disagree.


+1 This thread lacks substance and fails to deliver.

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BERZERK3R
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PostPosted: 02-27-2008 11:28 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

KiloByte wrote:
XIV wrote:
I strongly disagree.


+1 This thread lacks substance and fails to deliver.

C-


yet it has reached 3 pages
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PostPosted: 02-28-2008 12:31 AM    Subject: Reply with quote

BERZERK3R wrote:
KiloByte wrote:
+1 This thread lacks substance and fails to deliver.

C-


yet it has reached 3 pages


does that make it a thread of the year nominee?
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PostPosted: 02-28-2008 01:13 AM    Subject: Reply with quote

Hungary wrote:
BERZERK3R wrote:
yet it has reached 3 pages


does that make it a thread of the year nominee?


not thread of the year, but garbage thread of the year
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PostPosted: 02-28-2008 01:28 AM    Subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02-29-2008 01:13 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

still no sip?
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PostPosted: 02-29-2008 02:55 PM    Subject: Reply with quote

Marquez wrote:
still no sip?

Nope. This matter should go into voting, but it seems the mods don't want to do it. If we don't SIP this bitch, everyone will think that photoless threads are okay.
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man this thread is so retarted, i feel like i'm surrounded by people that have eaten there own brains out of boredom.
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